Almost everyone here needs to be put into a deer suit and sent out to redneck country.

 

My name is Courtney but i'm often referred to by most as Courdi-Bean. 

I go to school at the lovely establishment of WJHS.  Oh how lovely it is.  The floors are covered with this yellow film that I believe to be a disease that has not yet been discovered.    

 

At our lovely school establishment we learn that ecosystems are not built in little tanks with laminated signs reading , "Don't tap the glass..." but instead in lockers.  Beileve me...a set of my friends did it.  Fruit flies, special species of roaches and other organisms gathered round for the feast.  That locker....It smelled fucking rancid..  Eventually after some of them got moved out of the orginal lunch period, the ecosystem didn't exsist. Now stronger radioactive creatures are crawling around the walls of our school....waiting to suck our brains out.